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How to swear in Latin

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How to swear in Latin, including:

  • “Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!” - Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
  • “Stultus est sicut stultus facit” - Stupid is as stupid does
  • “Tace atque abi” - Shut up and go away
  • “Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant “ - May barbarians invade your personal space
  • “Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant” - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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