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Jewish Conversion

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"Levi, look!" said Samuel, pointing at a sign outside St Mary's Catholic church: 'Convert today, and we'll give you £100.'  "What do you say... should we do it?"

"How could you even suggest such a thing?" replied Levi, indignant.  "Rabbi Shlemiel would turn in his grave!"

Samuel shrugged. "Better a well-fed Christian than a hungry Jew."  He went into the church and returned a little while later with a big grin on his face.

"So, did you get the money?" asked his friend.

"Oh," replied Samuel, "that's all you people think about, isn't it??"

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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