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Lost Wives

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The two shopping carts collided with loud bang.

"Sorry about that," said the old man.  "I'm looking for my wife, and wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"That's OK," replied the other man.  "I wasn't either.  Funnily enough I've lost my wife too.  I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well maybe we can help each other," said the old man.  "What does she look like?"

"Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts with a red halter top. What does your wife look like?"

The old man replied, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."


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