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Marriage Bargain

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"Dear, when we got married 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a little black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and huge plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your end of the bargain."

She looked at me in a way that only a husband could truly understand, and replied, "You are most welcome to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and I'll make sure you are once again living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.  I'll even throw in the black and white TV for free."

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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you purchase a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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