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She never really understood my need to have things just so: always mocking, always leaving things in the wrong places, sometimes deliberately, seeking to upset me. But as a good couple we sorted it out, and talked it through. At first she disagreed, quite loudly in fact, but then the weight of my argument convinced her, and she fell silent. Now she sits quietly at the kitchen table and watches me arrange the tins in the cupboard. Everything is just so, even if the smell of formaldehyde coming from her is a bit overpowering, and I wish she’d blink now and then.

Very creepy.
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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you purchase a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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