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Sneaky Golf Day

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I woke up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my clubs and slipped quietly into the garage.  I loaded my clubs into the car and eased slowly out of the garage, only to find that it was pouring with rain.  A quick look at my phone confirmed that it was going to rain all day, so cursing I went back in to the house, undressed quietly and slipped into my bed, cuddling up to my wife for warmth. She stirred and snuggled into me.

"The weather out there is terrible," I whispered.

"I know," she replied sleepily, "and to think my husband is actually playing golf in that stuff!"

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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you purchase a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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