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Old Man Bend It Joke

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An old man visited the doctor one day, saying, "Doctor, when I was a young man, and a beautiful woman was in my bed, my dick would be so hard, that no matter how much I tried, I could not bend it.  But I have noticed of late that now I can bend it every time."

The doctor looked at him with raised eyebrows, but did not speak.

"So," continued the old man, "my question is this: am I becoming stronger?"

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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