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You know you're old when you watch a horror movie with annoying partying college kids getting murdered and you identify with the killer.
  • You and your teeth don't sleep together.
  • Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
  • At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
  • Your back goes out but you stay home.
  • When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
  • It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
  • When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
  • When happy hour is a nap.
  • When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
  • When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
  • When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
  • When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
  • Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
  • It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
  • Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
  • Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
  • You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
  • The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
  • Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
  • The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
  • The iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.
  • It takes twice as long to look half as good.
  • Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
  • Your house catches fire and the first thing you grab is your Metamucil.
  • You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
  • You get two invitations to go out on the same night and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.
  • You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
  • You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
  • You get to the check-out line, see how long it is, and decide what you have in your buggy isn't worth the wait.
  • You have more patience, but actually it's just that you don't care anymore.
  • Rocking in a rocking chair feels like a roller coaster ride.
  • You confuse having a clear conscience with a bad memory.
  • You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
  • You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

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