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Warning! Frequency of human-bear encounters sign - Hikers: please take extra precautions and wear little noise bells on clothing to give advance warning and avoid surprising the animals.  We also suggest carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.  Be vigilant for for bear activity and distinguish between Black bear and Grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.  Happy hiking...

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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says, “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you buy a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary. “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy,” announces Paddy triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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