Funny Celebrity Pun Collection

Funny Celebrity Pun Collection Joke Pictures
Funny Celebrity Pun Collection Joke Pictures

And now for some truly dreadful celebrity one-liner jokes:

Q: What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? 
A: They both suck without Cream. 

Q: How come Mike Tyson's eye's water during sex? 
A: Mace 

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? 
A: Christopher Walken 

Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? 
A: Her dog was blind too. 

Q: What happened when James Blunt fell into a pencil sharpener? 
A: He became James Sharp. 

Q: What does Will Smith leave behind after Committing a crime? 
A: Fresh Prints. 

Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 
A: Two more bullets. 

Q: What has three teeth and 60 feet? 
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert 

Q: What is the name of Helen Keller's dog? 
A: Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah. 

Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? 
A: The Spice Girls! 

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