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  • A shipment of Viagra was hijacked last week.  Police are looking for two hardened criminals.
  • A large hole was found in a fence surrounding a nudist colony.  Police are looking into it.
  • Following the theft of 100 wigs, police officers were reported to be combing the area.
  • Thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets.  Police say they have nothing to go on.
  • Yesterday a basketball player and a jockey robbed a store.  Police are looking high and low.
  • An ice-cream vendor was found lying on the floor of his van covered with sprinkles.  Police say he topped himself.
  • Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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