Funny Irish One-Liners

Funny Irish stereotypes meme joke picture

How do you sink an Irish submarine?  - Knock on the hatch.

Why did the Irishman fall out of the window?  - He was ironing the curtain.

What do you call an Irishman with an IQ of 12?  - A village.Iri

Why do Irishmen wear two condoms?  - To be sure. To be sure.

Where is Cleanliness next to Godliness?  - In an Irish dictionary.

What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?  - An Irish electrician.

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins.  Her husband demanded to know who the other father was.

Paddy was put in a line-up on an assault charge.  When the female victim was led in, he shouted: "That's her!"
Scroll To Top