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Two Black Eyes Joke

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Jake stared at my two black eyes. "What on earth happened to you?"

"Well, I was sitting in church yesterday, when I noticed the woman in front of me had her dress sticking in her bum crack.  So I reached over and pulled it out.  She turned around and hit me in the eye."

He laughed. "OK, that explains one black eye, but what about the other one?"

"Well, I figured that must have been how she wanted her dress, so I put it back."
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