Funny Fishy Business Joke

Funny joke fish cartoon - It's no use whistling - I can see the bubbles coming out of your bottom

One day little Johnny is in his backyard digging a hole. His neighbour, seeing him there, decides to investigate.

"Whatcha doin?" he asks.

Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."

"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asks the neighbour, smiling condescendingly at the youngster.

"That's because," snaps Johnny back, "he's inside your f*cking cat!!!"

 Funny boy fish burial joke

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